Hasslevania Machines

Power Switch:    A master power switch that will illuminate every single darkness area in the whole game. "Ohm" my God!

Bubble Device:    Activating this makes every bubble nozzle launch giant bubbles. Not just for kids!

The Computer:    And activating this makes the laser bricks visible for Rovert to stand on. For a game set in 1952, this is entirely possible!

Key Machine:    A long-forgotten mechanism of Dracula that was put away into storage. It turns keys into gold bags or... Wow!

Anti-Aircraft Gun:    Dracula's got a wacky sense of humor, and for fun he likes to annihilate bats off the port bow. Now you can too!

Skelescope:    The epitome of espionage, the forefront of technology! View objects at great distances with this. Cheaply built.

The Crapper:    Hey, even Dracula's gotta' go sometimes. Be sure to flush when you're done.

Forklift:    For lifting heavy things it's best to use a forklift. There just happens to be an extra one in Shipping & Receiving tonight!

Skelevator:    A rickety elevator attached by a suspect chain. It can even go underwater, if necessary. 

UPC Truck:    The fine folks over at Undead Parcels n' Crap have a contract with Dracula to deliver the goods on a timely basis, 24 hours a day. 

Skelecopter:    A surprisingly well-built helicopter, it could almost pass as state of the art. The only one who can fly it.. well, he can't. 

Warp Core:    Located in Engineering, the Castle's warp core is the source of power for Hasslevania proper. And no, you can't eject it!

Escape Pod:    An emergency escape pod for when the going gets rough. Nobody programmed it with a destination yet. 

LCD Clock:    A giant clock in the LCD Tower with 3 digits. If you can find the codebooks and enter the combination to this...

Nuclear Submarine: Back in the old days, Dracula tried to launch an underwater assault on the world with this. It's still around, somewhere. (Special Edition)

 

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